See that fascinating creature
With perfection stamped on every feature
She was plain little Nellie
The kid from the deli
But, mother of god, look what happened to Mabel!
From now on this pile of flesh'll be considered something pretty special
And miss BLT down
Is the toast of the town
Mary and Joseph, what happened to Mabel?
Every gesture and position that she takes
Is smart and meticulous
Talk about the magic that the camera makes
But this is ridiculous!
Hold your tongue and hold your snickers
For the new enchantress of the flickers
Is that plain little Nellie
The kid from the deli
So rattle me beads
Look what happened to Mabel!
I know that you might think I'm balmy
But the queen of the corned-beef and salami
Is a glamorous goddess
Who's bustin' her bodice
Oh! Jumpin' St Jude
Look! Look! Look!
Look what happened to Mabel!
