There's one pet I like to pet
Ev'ry evening we get set
I stroke it ev'ry chance I get
It's my girl's pussy
Seldom plays and never purrs
And I love the thoughts it stirs
But I don't mind because it's hers
It's my girl's pussy
And while often she goes out at night
She's always back before the light
No matter what the weather's like
We always have a ball
She's never dirty, always clean
In giving thrills, she's never mean
But it's the best I've seen
And I've seen them all
'Cause I'll do anything for my sweet pet
I'll lend a hand if it gets wet
She works me to a sweat
And that's hard to do
I bring tidbits that it loves
And we spoon like turtle doves
I must first remove my gloves
When stroking my girl's pussy
