[Verse 1]
Knock knock Mr. Rogers it's Mr. McFeely
I've brought you a letter Speedy Delivery
Well Mr. McFeely if there's postage due
You can go fuck yourself like Captain Kangaroo
[Pre-Chorus]
I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend
But in the end, I still have no friends
[Chorus]
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[Verse 2]
Mr. Rogers, I like your cardigan sweater
Mr. McFeely shut up and give me my letter
I don't want to talk to you don't you understand?
Why are you inside my house? You're just my fuckin' mailman
[Pre-Chorus]
I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend
But in the end, I still have no friends
[Chorus]
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Do do do do do do do do do
[Pre-Chorus]
I can go to land of make believe and I can pretend
But in the end, I still have no friends
[Bridge/Outro]
You are my best friend too
I share the same views and hardly ever argue
Eat Spam from the can watch late night C-Span
And rock out to old school Duran Duran
Your best friend is you I'm my best friend too
I share the same views and hardly ever argue
Eat Spam from the can watch late night C-Span
And rock out to old school Duran Duran
