J: I'm Jenny
S: I'm Sara
J: She's Sara
S: She's Jen
T: Been best friends forever
J: Well, since we were ten
T: Met at, ballet class,
S: and ever since then
T: we became inseperable
J: the damage was irrephreable
S: Jen's like my sister
J: And Sara's like mine!
T: Friends till' the end of the line
. . .
T: Had nothing much in common
S: Loved Horses
J: Loved Shoes
T: But we were attached at the hip!
. . .
S: Jen was like a goddes, my mentor and muse
J: She was a nerd and a drip
T: But we would be togheter every hour of the day!
T: People would see us and say!
S: It's Jenny
J: And Sara
T: Two peas in a pod
S: Well, if one pea was perfect
J: then one pea was odd!
J: First string..
S: And spare!
T: On the volleyball squad!
J: Happy and gregarious
S: My thrills were just vicarious
J: Ahem.
S: Woo!..
J: She'd point the spotlight
S: She'd bask in the shine!
T: Friends till' the end of the line
. . .
J: My skin was just like porcelain, hers was all zits.
S: My pores were perpetually blocked..
J: I developed early, she had no tits.
S: My cupboard was woefully stocked!
J: Why would i be seen whit such a social refugee?
S: Cause you always looked good next to ME!
J:That's right..
T: SO WE WERE! Jenny, and Sara, a vulgar display
S: The queen of the prom..
J: And her weird protegè!
J: I starred
S: I ran lights!
T: In the school cabaret!
J: I mean, have you heard Sara sing? Good golly, it's embarassing.
S: Ah!
T: We were contrary forces, but somehow combined! Friends till' the end of the line.
.
S: Then something crazy happended, right after 12th grade. That summer i blossomed and bloomed..
S: I stepped into the sunlight, after years in the shade, and a beautiful swan was, exhumed!
J: Meanwhile i was working at the local Diary Queen, and ballooned up to plus-size sixteen..
S: Uh, Jenny..
J: Eighteen.. It's just so delicious!
S: We both showed up at college and no need to pretend, i was popular right off the bat.
S: And everyone was asking "Sara, who is your friend? The one who's so.."
J: Interesting?
S. "Fat!"
S: All this malice aimed at Jenny was quite startling a new, so i did what all best friends would do..
S: I said, I'm Sara, She's Jenny.. We used to be close, now she desperates, and clingy, and sorta morose! I heard she gobbles peanut buster parfaits by the gross!
In all the world, is there a sight more tragic than this parasite?
T: So that is our story, and ain't it DIVINE!
T: Friends till' the end of the..
J: The cold, bitter end!
S: I guess..
T: This is, the end, of THE LINE!
