I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time
Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation
Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind...
Ample parking day or night, people spouting, "Howdy, neighbor"
Headin' on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind
*mumbling through the hood*
Come on down to South Park town and meet some friends of mine