Well, hello there little boy
Now don't be shy
Step right up
I'm a reasonable guy
Don't be frightened by the look in my eye
I'm just your average evil meteor from outta the sky!
Well I'm just shy and scared in this place
I'm just a fish out of water from outer space
You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained
So why don't ya be a pal...
And bring me some brains?
Go down to ya neighbor's place
See that dull expression on his face?
You'd be doin' him a favor if ya brought him to me
He ain't usin' his brain
He's just watchin' TV!
Go down to Mr. McGee's
He hasn't had a thought since '43!
His brain is the portrait of atrophy
He ain't using it
Why not give it to me?
Brains, brains
I won't lie
I'll eat their brains 'til their zombiefied!
Sure, they might think it's deranged
But they wont give it a thought
After I've eaten their brains!
Brains, brains
It's okay!
It's not a matter if it isn't grey!
And if at first they think it's strange
They won't think twice if they don't have a brain!
Go down to the won-ton shop
My fortune cookie says that I just can't stop
I'll suck their noodle right out of their heads
And half an hour later I'm hungry again!
Creep into the doughnut stop
Sneak in, tip-toe past the cop
Pick me up a cruller, and a cup full of tea
And any other sweetbreads ya happen to see!
Brains, brains
I won't lie!
I'll eat their brains till the are zombified!
Sure they might think it's deranged
But they won't give it a thought
After I've eaten their brains!
Brains, brains
It's okay!
It's not a matter if it isn't grey!
And if at first they think it's strange
They won't think twice
If they don't have a brain!
Brains, brains
I love 'em, I need 'em!
My tummy jumps for joy when I eat 'em!
Big ones, fat ones, short ones, tall ones
They're so delectable
Especially the small ones!
There's no time to cook 'em in a skillet
My belly's rumbling
I got a need to fill it
I don't fry 'em
The heat will only shrink 'em
I just grab myself a straw and drink 'em!
(Ohh!)
You've been swell to go around
And bring me every single brain in town!
But with all these brains, I can't help but think
That there isn't one left out there to drink!
Now fess up boy
Come on, heck!
Is there someone that you're trying to protect?
Bring her down here to meet her end
And, I promise, I'll be your bestest friend!
Brains, brains
I wont lie!
I'll eat her brains till she's zombiefied!
Sure she might think it's deranged
But she won't give it a thought
After I've eaten her brain!
Brains, brains
It's okay!
It's not a matter if it isn't grey!
And if at first she thinks it's strange
She won't think twice
If she don't have a brain!
Brains!
Bring me her brain!
Bring me her brain!
Bring me her brain!
Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!
