Ho Ho Fucking Ho
What a crock of shit
We all work for Santa Claus
We've had enough, we quit
Cause we do all the fucking' work
While he stars in the show,
stick your Christmas up your ass
Ho Ho Fucking Ho
I'm Rudolf & I quit
Just whos he think he is
That little fat cunt
said back in the sleigh
Crackin' that fuckin' whip
And me stuck up the front
With those other useless cunts
Stick your Christmas up your ass
Ho Ho Fucking Ho
Ho Ho Fucking Ho
What a crock of shit
We all work for Santa Claus
We've had enough, we quit
Cause we do all the fucking' work
While he stars in the show,
stick your Christmas up your ass
Ho Ho Fucking Ho
And what about us elves
We've had enough as well
Workin' in that feezin' factory
Cold as fucking' hell
Workin' til we drop
With our bollocks freezin' off
Stick your Christmas up your ass
Ho Ho Fucking Ho
Ho Ho Fucking Ho
What a crock of shit
We all work for Santa Claus
We've had enough, we quit
Cause we do all the fucking' work
While he stars in the show,
stick your Christmas up your ass
Ho Ho Fucking Ho
I'm Santa Claus's wife,
I know what he's really like,
Sneakin' into them little kids rooms
He's a fucking' pediphile,
A devious old drunk,
And I'm married to the cunt
So stick your Christmas up your ass
Ho Ho fucking ho
Ho Ho Fucking Ho
What a crock of shit
We all work for Santa Claus
We've had enough, we quit
Cause we do all the fucking' work
While he stars in the show,
stick your Christmas up your ass
Ho Ho Fucking Ho
stick your Christmas up your ass
Ho Ho Fucking Ho
stick your Christmas up your ass
Ho Ho Fucking Ho