A fine romance
My good fellow
You take romance
I'll take Jello
You're calmer than
The seals in the Arctic Ocean
At least they flap their
Fins to express emotion
A fine romance
With no quarrels
With no insults and all morals
I've never mussed a crease
In your blue serge pants
I never get the chance
This is a fine romance!
A fine romance
With no kisses
A fine romance
My friend this is
To love should have
The thrills that
A healthy crime has
We don't have
Half the thrills that
The march of time has
A fine romance
With no clinches
A fine romances
With no pinches
You're just as hard to land
As the Ile de France!
I haven't got a chance
My heart's not made of plastic
You're the reason I'm sarcastic!
Cause this is a fine romance
