Phoned up my doctor to see what's the matter
He said, "Come on over", I said, "Do I have to?"
My knees started shaking, my wrists started aching
When my doctor said to me
"Oh my my, oh my my
Can you boogie, can you slide?
Oh my my, oh my my
You can boogie if you try
Oh my my, oh my my
It's guaranteed to keep you alive"
Head nurse she blew it just like a tornado
When they started dancing I jumped off the table
If at myself heaving and as I was leaving
This is what they said to me
"Oh my my, oh my my
Can you boogie, can you slide?
Oh my my, oh my my
You can boogie, you can fly
Oh my my, if you try
It's guaranteed to keep you alive"
If you should slow down and you're feeling low down
Don't call up the doctor just grab you a partner
It's what you've been missing, I've got your prescription
That boogie-woogie remedy
Oh my my, oh my my
You can boogie, you can slide
Oh my my, oh my my
We can boogie till we die
Oh my my, oh my my
It's guaranteed to keep you alive
Oh my my, oh my my
Watch me boogie, watch me slide
Oh my my, oh my my
Want to boogie, want to slide
Oh my my, oh my my
Oh, we boogie, oh, we fly
Oh my my, oh my my
Play that boogie
Play that slide
