[Tom]
I feel evil, haunted, controlled, possessed
And everything I'm doing is illegal, I know!
Call it a Christmas upheaval, press charges on my alter ego!
I do not sing along to your stupid songs
Silent night, take a hike!
Jingle bells, go to hell!
I'm just like a poisonous snake, overflowed with hate
Make no mistake, there is no escape!
I will blow up this place, make a mess of your face,
and what's left of you, there will be no trace!
[CHORUS]
(It's a Christmas demolition!)
(It's a Christmas Demolition!)
(Yeah!)
[Matt]
I know you're not a Christmas fanatic
but you're being problematic and slightly dramatic!
[Edd]
You blew up the reindeer, you act like a punk
Every time you get drunk, we put up with this junk!
[Santa]
Word on the street is I'm losing my funk
My cool, my flow, my ho ho ho...
But we can't let you steal the show.
[CHORUS]
(It's a Christmas demolition!)
(It's a Christmas Demolition!)
(Yeah!)
[Hey, uh, everyone, aren't they both bad guys?]
[Shoot the suckers.]
