I've come to my senses, that I've become senseless
I could give you lessons, how to ruin your friendships
Every last conviction, I smoked them all away
I drank my frustrations down the drain, out of the way
And so I sit and wait and wonder
"Does anyone else feel like me?
Someone so tired of their routines
And disappearing self esteems?"
(I'll sing along)
Yeah, with every emergency
(Just sing along)
I'm the king of catastrophes
(I'm so far gone)
That deep down inside, I think it's fine by me
I'm my own worst enemy
I could be an expert on codependency
I could write the best book on underage tragedy
I've been spendin' my time at the local liquor store
I've been sleeping nightly on my best friend's kitchen floor
And so I sit and wait and wonder
"Does anyone else feel like me?
I'm so overdosed on apathy
And burned out on sympathy"
(I'll sing along)
Yeah, with every emergency
(Just sing along)
I'm the king of catastrophes
(I'm so far gone)
That deep down inside, I think it's fine by me
That I'm my own worst enemy
Let the meaning slip away
Lost my faith in another day
Self deprecation seems okay
I never thought I'd make it anyway, whoa
(I'll sing along)
Yeah, with every emergency
(Just sing along)
I'm the king of catastrophes
(I'm so far gone)
That deep down inside, I think it's fine by me
'Cause I'm my own worst enemy
That I'm my own worst enemy
That I'm my own worst enemy
And I'm my own worst enemy
'Cause I'm my own worst enemy