Women 1
Help me
Women 2
Help me
Both
Help me
Man 1 (spoken)
So the difference between fuel exhaust and fuel enjection is really simple. ha ha ha
Women 2
To think he thinks he's at his best, no thought tonight has he represed.
He talks and talks and eyes my breast there's a serious single man drought.
Women 1
Now some would say a catch I found.
He's single, straight, his mind is sound.
There's four guys left like him around.
There's a serious single man drought.
Women 2
I can't believe he's talking still.
Women 1
Oh God I need a scotch refill.
Women 2
He chews
Women 1
He spews
Both
I could use a pill. There's a serios single man drought.
Women 1
Standards, I used to have some standards.
But man by man every standerd meaindered from me.
Women 2
Lesbian, I should be a lesbian.
If I was born to love women how wondersully sain I would be.
Man 2 (spoken)
And who is your favorite Cattyshack actor?
Women 1 (spoken)
Oh, uh, well you know, that person, that wacky nutty, nutty, golf thingy, guy.
Man 2 (spoken)
Chevy Chase?
Women 1 (spoken)
Yes
Man 2 (spoken)
Me too.
Women 1
I could grow old, alone just fine.
Women 2
I'll buy some cats like 29.
Both
They'll find me dead in my feline shrine.
There's a serious single man drought.
So I date bob and hope and flirt, he might get better by dessert.
I stay, I pray, still I assert, there's a serious single man, deleirous single man...
Both Men
And let me take care of the check.
Both Women
Lets split it.
Women 1
I'm lying
Women 2
I'm lying
Both
I'm really lying
Both Men
No its on me
Both Women
You bet your sweet macho gold card it is.
Cause there's a serious, delierious, severious, varbirious, send
the marines we're talking serious, single man drought! (click) Ladies room!
