[Intro: CG5]
"Yo, this is how people sing in Ohio
Check it out"
[Refrain: CG5 in Choir, Meme sounds]
Only in Ohio-o-o-o
Only in Ohio-o (Hee-hee!)
Only in Ohio-o-o-o (He-he-he-he-he-he)
Only in Ohio-o
[Verse 1: CG5 in Choir]
Hey, I heard you wanna see Ohio (Only in Ohio-o-o-o)
If I were you I would maybe think twice though (Only in Ohio-o)
'Cause I've been living out here for a mighty long time (Only in Ohio-o-o-o)
And it ain't a great home, here's why, bro (Only in Ohio-o)
[Pre-Chorus: CG5 in Choir]
Yeah, it may be the home of LeBron James (Only in Ohio-o-o-o)
But he left before it all went down into flames (Only in Ohio-o)
'Cause sticks and stones break no bones (Only in Ohio-o-o-o)
And the rain here melts my clo-o-othes (Only in Ohio-o)
[Chorus: CG5 in Choir, Both, Meme sounds]
(You can't even) sleep
(You can't even) go to school (Quack)
(You can't even) swim
With the sharks in the pool (Bruh)
(You can't even) touch grass
(You can't even) go back home
Once you're in Ohio (Ahh)
[Refrain: CG5 in Choir, Both, Meme sounds]
Only in Ohio-o-o-o
Only in Ohio-o
(In Ohio only... yeah) Only in Ohio-o-o-o
Only in Ohio-o (Re-he-he-he...)
[Interlude: CG5, Meme sounds]
If you want to talk to the tomatoes
If you want a murder drone
Comin' by your home
Then you're gonna wanna stay for a while (Baller!)
Where the fire feels cold
Michael Jackson grows old
When your daddy went to go get milk (Hey-a!)
Ain't nobody you can call
You can't even call Saul
We're all being held against our will
[Bridge: CG5]
No American dream
It's a nightmare (Hey)
Moon by day
And the sun in the night air (Hey)
My bro Jamal
He ballin' with a white bear (Woo)
Tweakin' with the light stare
Man's don't fight fair
[Pre-Chorus: CG5, Meme sounds]
Make an onion cry
All the clouds are on the floor
Fishes in the sky
There's an alien at your door
We live in a lie
Nothing here is real, for sure
Don't let intrusive thoughts win anymore
(I like ya cut G)
[Refrain: CG5 in Choir, Meme sounds]
Only in Ohio-o-o-o
Only in Ohio-o
(What the hell...) Only in Ohio-o-o-o
Only in Ohio-o
[Verse 2: CG5]
We set our own standard
We leave all questions unanswered
You can't even comprehend it
Just read up on ye' olde Reddit (Get it?)
We set our own standard
We leave all questions unanswered
You can't even comprehend it
Someone help me find the exit!
[Chorus: CG5 in Choir, Both, Meme sounds]
(You can't even) sleep
(You can't even) go to school (Quack) (Eh, eh, eh)
(You can't even) swim
With the sharks in the pool (Eh, eh, eh-eh-eh, eh)
(You can't even) touch grass
(You can't even) go back home (Eh, eh, eh, eh-h)
When you're "bing chilling" in Ohio (Re-he-he-he-he-hee...)
[Refrain: CG5 in Choir, Both, Meme sounds]
Only in Ohio-o-o-o
Only in Ohio-o
In Ohio only... yeah Only in Ohio-o-o-o
Only in Ohio-o (He-he-he-he-he-heh)
Only in Ohio-o-o-o
Only in Ohio-o
(What the hell...) Only in Ohio-o-o-o
Only in Ohio-o
[Outro: CG5, Meme sounds]
I'll bet before you know it
This whole world will be taken over
By Ohio! (Swag Like Ohio)
Only in Ohio-o (Rahh!)