JT Music Mob Rap ^минус

Oh, how lovely!
Everybody showed up to the reception!
Delightful!
Zombie, take it away!

They call me undead
An ABOMINATION
Better get yourself prepared
For some ZOMBIE CHASIN'
Once I'm on your tail
I cannot be stopped
I'll keep slammin' on your door
'TIL I KNOCK IT OFF!

GRR!
Is one of three words
In my vocab
If I say BLEH BLEH
Then you've made me MAD
And if you push me
I'll push you back
My skin is green
and my heart is BLACK!

I'm like a walking corpse
Of LEGOLAS
I got a bow in my hand
and I NEVER MISS
I'm a menace
To everybody in the game
You hear my bones CLICK CLACK
And ya know my name

'Cause I'm a SKELETON
Ya better run
I'll shoot ya bum, punk
Just because
I think it's fun
If you're outside at night
You should try to hide
I'll be lookin' for ya
While I take a SPIDER RIDE!
WOOO!

Don't mistake me 
For a walking penis
Yes I'm shaped like one
But I'm quite egregious
Because everybody runs
No one ever hits me
You know if I go down
I'm TAKING YOU WITH ME

HISSSSS
That's the only sound I make
And if you hear me nearby
Then it's probably too late
My massive blast radius
Will hit your bum
Say goodbye level 50
Hello, level ONE!

The sun goes down
That's when they get started
They've got one mission
That's to kill the target
Are you the kinda miner
Who can fight off all the mobs?
Or are you just another noob
Who keeps Creative mode on?

I spawn within
Te depths of Nether
So I'm rather accustomed
To fiery weather
And I'm on patrol
With a golden sword
Gettin' ready to attack
So COME AT ME BRO

SNORT SNORT
Don't try to make me
OVERREACT
Because once I'm provoked
You get the WHOLE PACK
You may call us butt buddies
And we are just that
'Cause we smell like bacon
And we taste like ASS!

WHHOOOAAA!
I'm just a villager, dude!
I was caught in the middle
Of a CRAZY feud
I just grow my herbs
And smoke my pipe
I have a tiny house bro
THIS IS MY LIFE!
I just do
What I can to get by
Then the mobs and griefers
Screw me over, WHY?!
Let's all live 
In HARMONY!
We can work together dudes
Come along with me!!
*Screaming*

The sun goes down
That's when they get started
They've got one mission
That's to kill the target
Are you the kinda miner
Who can fight off all the mobs?
Or are you just another noob
Who sleeps in bed until dawn?
HA HA HA!

My voice is high-pitched
So nobody likes me
I can't live in a house
'Cause that'd be a tight squeeze
I fly freely
With my eyes squeezed tight
Take a nap in the sky
'Til I find a fight

And then I SQUEAL like a girl
And I breathe fireballs
If you think that you can take me
Then I hope you're kinda tall
I'm the biggest in size
And I use it well
I may sound like baby
But I SPAWN IN HELL!

Well...
I'm an Enderman...
Rapping isn't my THING
But I guess I'll do SOMETHING
Since... I'd prefer not to SING
I'm tall and dark
All I do is walk
Minding my own business
Until I'm pissed off
Is this block from your house?
Well, NOW IT'S MINE
Don't look at my face
And we'll BE JUST FINE

The sun goes down
That's when they get started
They've got one mission
That's to kill the target
Are you the kinda miner
Who can fight off all the mobs?
Or are you just another noob
Who spawns whatever he wants?
PATHETIC!

The sun goes down
That's when they get started
They've got one mission
That's to kill the target
Are you the kinda miner
Who can fight off all the mobs?
Or are you just another noob
Who sounds like somebody's MOM?!?!

Alright, everyone!
That was delightful
Alright, let's call it a wrap!
See you next year!
Goodbye, goodbye
Farewell!

...Hey guys?
That idiot keeps screwing this up every year
I don't know who keeps inviting him back...