Suction Cup Man is comin’ round
My sucking powers have no bounds
Suction cups all red and shit
I’m pretty hot you must admit
Do not test my sucking power
I’ll climb your tower in just an hour
You can’t kill me, I’m way too cool
I’m smudging up your windows fool!
Suction Cup Man! (Hey, that’s me!)
His name is Suction Cup Man! (Fuck yeah it is!)
Fuck you, he’s Suction Cup Man! (I have my own theme song!)
(Fuck yeah, let’s do another verse!)
Fuck your shit I’m going up
You can’t unsuck my suction cup
There’s so much stuff I’m yet to climb
So while I rhyme, I climb full-time
Since I’m climbin’ up so far
I’ll play a tune on my guitar
I don’t climb for girls or money
I climb ‘cuz it’s fucking funny
Suction Cup Man! (It’s me again!)
His name is Suction Cup Man! ( My favorite words are the vulgar ones! )
Fuck you, he’s Suction Cup Man! (That’s the shit I’m talkin’ about!)
(Breakdown, mothafucker! Oh Shit!)
Climbing towers for just the thrill
Take it up to the man who has the skill
To piss people off, their anger builds
So they try to stop him, but he’s climbing still
He can take a hit, he can take a blow
But signs of stopping never show
He’ll climb anything, he’s a pro
As he’s shouting look at me go!
(Maaaaan) His Name is
(Maaaaan) Suction Cup Man
(Maaaaan) Fuck you he's
(Maaaaan) His Name is Suction Cup Man
Suction Cup Man! (One more time, baby. Oh lord!)
His name is Suction Cup Man! ( I’m like a superhero but fuckin pointless! )
Fuck you, he’s Suction Cup Man! (Just try to get me off your tower!)
FUCK!
