Girls! Girls!
Watch out! Watch out!
There's a two legged animal running about
If it smokes a great big cigar
And it hangs around at a bar
If it tells the biggest lies
Wears the loudest ties?
It's a man!
If it acts just like a crosspatch
Has a face with whiskers that scratch
If its stubborn as can be mean and ornery
It's a man!
If it walks
If it talks
If its habits are a little bit peculiar
If it brags and tries to make you think it's wonderful
Be on the lookout, don't let it fool ya!
But if it makes the moon up on high
More than just a light in the sky
If it kisses you and you find you like it too
Grab it!
It's a man!
If it whistles each time you pass
Owns a car that runs out of gas
Then it's time that you get hip, better watch your step
It's a man!
If it acts just like it's the boss
When it knows that you are of course
If it gets a little rough
Thinks it's very tough
[Scream]
It's a man!
If it walks
If it talks
If its habits are a little bit peculiar
If it brags and tries to make you think it's wonderful
Be on the look out, don't let it fool ya
But if it's kneeling down on one knee
Saying "Darling, please marry me"
Then don't hesitate
Better name the date
And then grab it!
Hold it!
Hang onto it!
For it's a man!
